Funny

He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, "That’s what I need – a new
suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I’d like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let’s see… size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That’s right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new
shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let’s see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, "That’s right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit
perfectly .
As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new
shoes?"
Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe’s feet and said, "Let’s see…9-1/2 E."
Joe was astonished, "That’s right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shoes and they fit
perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about
some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe’s waist and said, "Let’s see…size 36."
Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I’ve worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can’t wear a size 34. A 34 underwear would
press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one heck
of a headache."