From the category archives:

Makes Me Laugh

Shake That Thing

06.07.2005

From Blair along with the quote of “Funniest thing I have ever seen.”

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Colonoscopies

06.07.2005

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: "Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!" "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" "Can you hear me NOW?" "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" [...]

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Funny

01.19.2005

He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, "That’s what I need – a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I’d like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let’s see… size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That’s right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 [...]

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Bubba and Earl

05.07.2004

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of  Budweiser. The passenger, Bubba, said, “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a dadgum police roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!” Don’t worry, Bubba,” Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers then [...]

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