01.19.2005
He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, "That’s what I need – a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I’d like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let’s see… size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That’s right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 [...]
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05.07.2004
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser. The passenger, Bubba, said, “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a dadgum police roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!” Don’t worry, Bubba,” Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers then [...]
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